Regret

Pretty high up on the average person’s list of life goals is to live with no regrets. And the average person would say this aim fairly achievable. You would think being only 21 there would be few times I would feel truly regretful. You my friend would be wrong. 

They'll tell you I'm insane. 

1. Drunk dialing 

Put me in a room with a cellular device and a bottle of Glen’s and as sure as an Adele grammy nomination a drunk call is a mere two hours away. These calls target people I avoid talking to sober. 

Be it an ex-flame, stalker or American exchange students from the North if I haven’t spoken to them in person for a solid month you better believe they’ll be receiving a call.

2. My Instagram username (beth1234567898)

As unimaginative as it is long. 

p.s. This is not just a plug for followers #followforfollow

Pre-olympic 2008 training. 

3. Quitting Gymnastics 

I currently possess the flexibility of a plank of wood. Recently I attempted to demonstrate my intact tumbling prowess and smashed my face into the cold hard ground below Arthur’s seat. Oh how my friends laughed.

Just because Taylor can handle it, doesn't mean you can. 

4. My addiction to diet soft drinks

Slippery slope my friend. Think before you drink. 

5. Working as a receptionist

Despite being arguably the most introverted student in my entire high school I concluded my first job should involve greeting strangers and dealing with their rage over room pricing. The only reason I wasn't immediately fired was because my best friend's dad was the owner. 

6. Starting to bleach my hair 

Welcome to the sahara desert aka the moisture level of my hair. 

What are some of your biggest regrets my dear readers? Until next time xx